Prophylactic, Obstreperous, Alacrity, Couturier, Gallivant.
This week on, A Stray World:
MPK councilors have been sworn in, but it is a non-issue because they will most certainly carry out their duties in a responsible manner by serving the public interest.
That leaves us with what has been said to be the biggest heist ever in Malaysian history.
Early Tuesday, four men dressed in RELA uniforms sashayed into the MASKargo Complex on the grounds on illegal immigrant hunting, a popular pastime here in Malaysia.
You see, illegal immigrant hunters do not require warrants or licenses to carry out their raids, since our nation practises a zero illegals at all costs policy.
Occasionally, white people are targets of these volunteer groups because they are married, not Muslims, and sleep together.
These white folk even have the gall to promote this country to their fellow countrymen! Don't they know school children in Malaysia are taught to write pengaruh budaya Barat (Western Culture) as one of the main reasons why criminals are multiplying, dissenting opinions threatening national harmony are being aired and reality singing contests are producing effeminate, impotent singers.
Back to the pseudo-RELA officers.
These elite team penetrated the heavy defenses of MASKargo to quite literally open the doors for the Greek army waiting outside.
Even MASKargo security, consisting a 2.000 strong army failed to mount any credible resistance to the 20 strong invaders.
Lo and behold! It turned out the group of robbers belonged to non other than the imfamous Mamak Gang, whose fearless skill and ingenious strategies rival the Gays and Lesbians Gang of America and the Chocolate Nutcases of France.
The no guns policy laid down by their commanders meant they could only use non deadly chloroform and white milky substances to subdue the workers.
Security officers from MASKargo had this to say:
"We weren't allowed to lay down security measures. How could we have guarded the facility?"
"It's not my fault. It's my mother who did it!"
"Heist? (yawn...) There was a heist?"
Dead of the Week: 7
Total Dead (Since 12th Jan 2006): 951
This week on, A Stray World:
- RM 47million Heist, Microchips Believed to be in Malaysia.
MPK councilors have been sworn in, but it is a non-issue because they will most certainly carry out their duties in a responsible manner by serving the public interest.
That leaves us with what has been said to be the biggest heist ever in Malaysian history.
Early Tuesday, four men dressed in RELA uniforms sashayed into the MASKargo Complex on the grounds on illegal immigrant hunting, a popular pastime here in Malaysia.
You see, illegal immigrant hunters do not require warrants or licenses to carry out their raids, since our nation practises a zero illegals at all costs policy.
Occasionally, white people are targets of these volunteer groups because they are married, not Muslims, and sleep together.
These white folk even have the gall to promote this country to their fellow countrymen! Don't they know school children in Malaysia are taught to write pengaruh budaya Barat (Western Culture) as one of the main reasons why criminals are multiplying, dissenting opinions threatening national harmony are being aired and reality singing contests are producing effeminate, impotent singers.
Back to the pseudo-RELA officers.
These elite team penetrated the heavy defenses of MASKargo to quite literally open the doors for the Greek army waiting outside.
Even MASKargo security, consisting a 2.000 strong army failed to mount any credible resistance to the 20 strong invaders.
Lo and behold! It turned out the group of robbers belonged to non other than the imfamous Mamak Gang, whose fearless skill and ingenious strategies rival the Gays and Lesbians Gang of America and the Chocolate Nutcases of France.
The no guns policy laid down by their commanders meant they could only use non deadly chloroform and white milky substances to subdue the workers.
Security officers from MASKargo had this to say:
"We weren't allowed to lay down security measures. How could we have guarded the facility?"
"It's not my fault. It's my mother who did it!"
"Heist? (yawn...) There was a heist?"
Dead of the Week: 7
Total Dead (Since 12th Jan 2006): 951
1 comment:
Hmmm, kinda brings to mind the TV show 'supernatural', where the brothers seem to manage to skirt past security or police by masquerading as agents of some federal agency or another.
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